Blind date: ‘Oh god, we’ve been on a Tinder date before

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Irish passports, Brexit, the name Barney, Hong Kong, expats, Wetherspoons, Black Mirror, our slinkier physiques at 20, asylum seekers’ rights.Yes, if the situation ever occurred, which is unlikely (although saying that, Trump’s in power and I’m getting grey hairs in my eyebrows, so anything’s possible). I think they’d like him.